Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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