Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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