I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I need a burrito and a hug.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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