i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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