New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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