grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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