My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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