I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
