just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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