Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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