Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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