i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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