i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She's the barista slut.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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