You're completely useless in the revolution.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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