she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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