wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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