it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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