I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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