so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i came on her dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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