How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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