Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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