Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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