Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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