i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
two words...techno handjob
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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