She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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