is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I seem to have left my pride at pride
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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