i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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