Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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