Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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