Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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