I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
