For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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