Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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