I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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