And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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