we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
