remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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