Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Help. Why am I so naked?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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