repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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