in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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