Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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