So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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