I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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