i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize