If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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