I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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