Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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