did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just googled if crying burns calories
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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