i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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