You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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