I want to walk on stilts...naked
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
