Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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