no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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