True but thats because hes a fetus.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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