Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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