I have demons in me.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My ass is underappreciated
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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