After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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