She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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