he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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