he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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